Thank goodness that I don't make a living making Project Runway predictions!
Jafar... er... Santino is in.
Kara and Daniel stabbed Chloe in the back.
Chloe is in and her head is probably spinning from the assault during judging.
So what do we learn from all of this, kids?
If you are brash, full of hubris, obnoxious and hate women... you get to be a star contestant on Project Runway. Forget the fact that you hardly ever finish a project. And your stuff looks like a Jackson Pollack nightmare.
If you are kind, professional, and consistent, folks will jump all over you.
Well, gosh.
Silly me.
I forgot that this program is not a contest... it is reality television posing as a contest.
You know what I would like to see?
I would like to see the whole darn show gutted, changed to a different station and taken on as a serious endeavor.
Better yet?
Bring back Nick, Andre, Kara and Emmett along with Chloe as hosts and judges.
Go take Michael Kors for a few walks around the block, feed him some ice cream and let him know a sour puss ages your face faster.
Tell Nina Garcia that creative genius without the constraints of compassion grows old fast...
and somebody give Heidi a break to go enjoy her baby.
And that's all I have to say about that.
WHERE ARE THOSE DARN COOKIES???
Oh... one last note...
Final prediction from the misguided tiger here:
Santino is probably going to win.
Cookies, please?
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