#21 Fun at Wal-Mart

Here is a fun e-mail that I receieved from Jeanine (THANK YOU!)

Things to do at Wal-mart while your spouse/partner istaking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them inpeoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.


3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading tothe ladies rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in anin an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M'son lay away.


6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'


9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror,
& and pick your nose..

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, askthe clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly hummingthe Mission Impossible theme

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna lookusing different size funnels.


13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through,say PICK ME!

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
And last, but not least least.

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait awhile; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"