#52 - And It Only Gets Worse From Here

So Suzanne Vegas had a sellout.

Her music is scoring a pharmaceutical commercial.

I have sated myself with Ginger Snaps, washed down with moo juice chaser.

I am settled back into my chair...

all nice and ready for some more Twilight Zone Marathon and...

It gets worse.

Yes, really bad worse.

Burger King has a new commercial.

And if the guy with the big scary headed costume who claims to be the real "Burger King" is not scary enough...

Now.

Oh, now...

Exceuse me while a shudder...

The Burger King has kidnapped the feminism anthem of the 1970's

Yes.

I Am Woman has been reqorded to I Am Man.

Not just any man, but meat chompin, ashamed to admit tasting quiche, harumphing Wisconsin cheese butt men.

Singing about their manly urges to spit out tofu and eat the Whopper.

All to the tune of I AM WOMAN.

Here's what I have to say to you... you testosterone laden creepy looking Burger King:

I AM WOMAN... Hear me wretch.

Welcome to 2007 folks.

Can it get much worse?