# 59 - Do You Know How to Get to...

Buffalo Gals can find the nearest conevnient food mart in a blinding blizzard but, do we know how to find Istanbul?

YOU BET!

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ENJOY!

FROM BUFFALO GAL

#58 - Dalai Lama Paper Dolls

Now you can play dress up with the Dalai Lama!
(I am not kidding.)

ENJOY!

FROM BUFFALO GAL


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#57 - Weird Al on Japanese Telvision

Found this old clip, and thought it was hilarious.

ENJOY!

Weird Al performing Eat It in Japan
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#56 - This is Unbelievable: Talking Cats

Okay, okay...

Most of us Buffalo Gals love our pets.

You need something to get your through the long cold winters around here...

but these video clips beat the cake.

Take a peek and ENJOY!

Talking Cats
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#55 - STRAY CATS

copyright 2006, Loretta Kelly

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#54 - PORTRAIT

Just found this.

This portrait is one of my earliest that was painted for an online friend in honor of the birth of her grandchild.

#53 - NASA, Duct Tape and Nervous Breakdowns

Just when you thought that space travel was getting safer...

NASA has developed a contingency plan in case an orbitting astronaut has an emotional breakdown in space:

The Smoking Gun: Lost It In Space - February 23, 2007

In true engineers can fix anything with duct tape bravado, fellow astronauts are instructed to use the almighty duct tape with a Haldol chaser.

#52 - And It Only Gets Worse From Here

So Suzanne Vegas had a sellout.

Her music is scoring a pharmaceutical commercial.

I have sated myself with Ginger Snaps, washed down with moo juice chaser.

I am settled back into my chair...

all nice and ready for some more Twilight Zone Marathon and...

It gets worse.

Yes, really bad worse.

Burger King has a new commercial.

And if the guy with the big scary headed costume who claims to be the real "Burger King" is not scary enough...

Now.

Oh, now...

Exceuse me while a shudder...

The Burger King has kidnapped the feminism anthem of the 1970's

Yes.

I Am Woman has been reqorded to I Am Man.

Not just any man, but meat chompin, ashamed to admit tasting quiche, harumphing Wisconsin cheese butt men.

Singing about their manly urges to spit out tofu and eat the Whopper.

All to the tune of I AM WOMAN.

Here's what I have to say to you... you testosterone laden creepy looking Burger King:

I AM WOMAN... Hear me wretch.

Welcome to 2007 folks.

Can it get much worse?

#51 - Suzanne Vega Sellout

Okay, okay...

You get to be my age and you get all jaded and stuff, thinking you have seen (and heard) everything.

That is until a few moments ago.

I am watching television on a quiet New Year's Day... waiting for the next episode of Twilight Zone when I hear the haunting beautiful orchestration of Suzanne Vega...

as the backdrop for a pharmaceutical company advertising blood pressure medicine!

Sellout!

Sellout!

Well, now...

I am so upset I think I am going to blow New Year's Resolution #1 and whip out that unopened package of cookies right now.

Blood pressure medicine indeed!

Feh.

Pass the milk.